I’m a battleship, you’re a cruiser

Posted: August 12, 2011 in eve online, Ninja-ing
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Literally a day after my last blog post I picked up my first shiny. We had a public holiday the day and so I was able to get into some eve action early in the morning already. I decided to pop into Orkashu again. Its a quiet system. Usually not more than 30 people in local, but I’ve had some tears there in the past.

I’m barely what you would call awake, but already I had my buzzard out with some probes in Space. “EYI – Paladin”. That was a first signature. “Wonder if I am awake enough to tackle something like this…”, I thought. I jumped into the worm and proceded to investigate. The Paladin was in an Angels Extravaganza. I like salvaging this mission due to the large armor plate and trit bar count as well as the implant 😉 Not long into my salvaging session the Paladin boxed and agressed.

As per normal, I initiate a convo with the pilot and resume to try and extract a ransom out of him. I did not yet have my orca in the pocket to ship scan him so I suggested an amount of 300mil. He argued that he only had 190mil on hand and I accepted the offer. By  now the Orca was on grid. I swap to the tengu and rip pieces of his tank off untill I receive that glorious message:

It was a easier kill than expected, but it also dropped the shiny 🙂 http://twcs.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10342421 First kill for the day a Marauder… NICE!!

It was a while after this when another local ninja initiates comms with me to confirm whether I am actively ninjaing in the area. We formed a fleet and proceeded on our hunt. We pew one or two more mission runners when my new fleet mate and I started having a chat over tactics etc. GiantJack suggested a Cynabal fit and explained to me how he does it. Basically, he only scans with his alt, and baits / kills with a cynabal. Yes, he claims mission runners shoot his Cynabal. No orca needed. Pretty nice for guys that are new to the field.

So, I rush off to Jita to refit the Cynabal :

To be cap stable with the salvager off, I had to get the Republic Fleet 10MN afterburner. I don’t want a situation again where I run out of cap because of a poor fitting and loose point. Lucky for me I was still cap stable after my Orca alts boosts are applied so yay for that too 🙂 I burnt back to Orkashu and couldnt wait to try this baby out.

Into the buzzard, out with the probes I scan down an Apocalypse. Out of habbit I jumped into the Worm and had to wait those 30 seconds before I could get into the Cynabal. Once in the Cynabal I had to rep myself abit with my RR alt as the ship only had 30% shields when I boarded it -.-

I finally warp into the mission and start grabbing some loots. I purposely don’t activate the afterburner. Maybe I look more vulnerable that way. Seconds later I receive a convo. P0wda wants me to leave…

[ 2011.08.09 14:10:19 ] P0wda > please dont salvage my mission
[ 2011.08.09 14:11:26 ] P0wda > hello?
[ 2011.08.09 14:11:46 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.09 14:11:55 ] P0wda > piss of then.. and i will
[ 2011.08.09 14:12:46 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget me please.
[ 2011.08.09 14:12:51 ] P0wda > leave then
[ 2011.08.09 14:13:15 ] qu1ckkkk > thank u
[ 2011.08.09 14:13:23 ] P0wda > stop salvaging my loot

I played a little ignorant and stupid. : ) He warped out of the mission and I followed. I dropped all the loot I got so far in the Orcas Corporate Hangar and returned swiftly. Moments later the Apoc landed too, targeted me and fired. YES. First agessor on my Cynabal! w00t. I opened fire, activated my afterburner and set my orbit. This is too good to be true 🙂

[ 2011.08.09 14:15:40 ] qu1ckkkk > want to pay to go free?
[ 2011.08.09 14:16:00 ] P0wda > f*** you i would rather lose my ship go back and
 get my pvp stuff and hunt you for the rest of my life
[ 2011.08.09 14:16:16 ] qu1ckkkk > ok then
[ 2011.08.09 14:17:28 ] qu1ckkkk > still dont want to pay?
[ 2011.08.09 14:17:57 ] P0wda > i have nothing
[ 2011.08.09 14:17:59 ] P0wda > returning player
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:06 ] P0wda > fist mission in 2 years
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:08 ] P0wda > first
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:12 ] qu1ckkkk > you have chance to pay
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:13 ] qu1ckkkk > talk now
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:15 ] qu1ckkkk > 60mil
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:18 ] P0wda > i have nothing
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:40 ] qu1ckkkk > ok
[ 2011.08.09 14:18:42 ] qu1ckkkk > :))

Sadly I did not take screenshots of this fight as I was too amazed at the fact that someone would actually fire on the Cynabal. I mean, that cruiser spells t r o u b l e. Doenst it? o_0 http://twcs.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10343586

For the lols…

[ 2011.08.09 14:19:13 ] P0wda > prick.. its ppl like you made me leave game in first place
[ 2011.08.09 14:19:40 ] qu1ckkkk > what did they do?
[ 2011.08.09 14:20:00 ] P0wda > who?
[ 2011.08.09 14:20:13 ] P0wda > exacctly what you just did.. kill my only bs ship
[ 2011.08.09 14:20:39 ] P0wda > which took me ages to save up for.. but hey... what do you care
[ 2011.08.09 14:21:11 ] qu1ckkkk > why do u fly what u cant afford to loose?
[ 2011.08.09 14:21:32 ] P0wda > i'm in high sec.. runnin missions you idiot
[ 2011.08.09 14:21:36 ] P0wda > not in low or null
[ 2011.08.09 14:21:53 ] P0wda > its not like i was in pvp
[ 2011.08.09 14:22:02 ] qu1ckkkk > and? my question still remains? why are you flying what 
u cant afford to loose?
[ 2011.08.09 14:22:25 ] P0wda > ok so how do you do level 4 missiosn then?
[ 2011.08.09 14:22:45 ] P0wda > anyway what do you care?
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:10 ] qu1ckkkk > let me get this straight
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:17 ] qu1ckkkk > you just said your gonna get your pvp stuff
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:22 ] qu1ckkkk > and in local you say you lost all
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:22 ] P0wda > i lied
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:25 ] qu1ckkkk > oh and
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:31 ] qu1ckkkk > if you shoot someone in highsec you want to pvp
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:33 ] P0wda > i have NEVER pvp#d
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:35 ] qu1ckkkk > so I defended myself
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:36 ] qu1ckkkk > you have
[ 2011.08.09 14:23:38 ] qu1ckkkk > just 2 min ago
[ 2011.08.09 14:24:08 ] P0wda > you are a scammer m8.. you bate ppl and for 1 reason.. to kill in 
high sec..
[ 2011.08.09 14:24:25 ] qu1ckkkk > How Am I a scammer?
[ 2011.08.09 14:24:48 ] P0wda > you bated.. stole my stuff... made me attack you...
[ 2011.08.09 14:25:00 ] qu1ckkkk > you decided to attack me.
[ 2011.08.09 14:25:04 ] P0wda > now i'm millions down without ability to replace.. you have 
succeeded.. great one
[ 2011.08.09 14:25:14 ] P0wda > what else am i supposed to do?
[ 2011.08.09 14:25:37 ] P0wda > i'm corp less. i havent played for a year.. i dont remember 
half the stuff yet.. was relearning lvl 4 missions
[ 2011.08.09 14:25:59 ] qu1ckkkk > yes you still decide to fire on me?
[ 2011.08.09 14:26:33 ] P0wda > like i said what was i supposed to do? i have no idea that my lasers are
 as useful as a chocolate teapot and my drones do nothing as well...
[ 2011.08.09 14:26:36 ] P0wda > i am not a pvp'er
[ 2011.08.09 14:29:35 ] P0wda > honestly. ... you have made me want to quit again... this game 
is so shit.. that you can spend months working on somehthing only to have some prick come and 
destroy everything..
[ 2011.08.09 14:29:57 ] qu1ckkkk > everything that you have worked for?
[ 2011.08.09 14:29:59 ] qu1ckkkk > everything?
[ 2011.08.09 14:30:18 ] P0wda > a BS with tech 2 stuff to manage to do
level 4 missions is as high as i have got

He quit the convo after that, but I couldn’t stop smiling for quite a while afterwards. Yay for my first Cynabal gank.

\ 0 /

Back In Venilen, a Raven was unable to keep the anger under controll and decided to open fire on my Cynabal too. This was amazing. It was very easy too kill him. I managed a 50mil ransom and a short snippet of tears.

[ 2011.08.10 14:48:07 ] qu1ckkkk > You obviously never got laught the lesson of never 
fly what you cannot afford to loose.
[ 2011.08.10 14:48:11 ] qu1ckkkk > Consider yourself taught.
[ 2011.08.10 14:48:17 ] Johnny XXX > No...I have
[ 2011.08.10 14:48:31 ] Johnny XXX > Just normally dildos dont go strolling around 
in high sec stealing shit
[ 2011.08.10 14:48:49 ] Johnny XXX > There's other ways of teaching besides being
 an assclown.

http://twcs.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10350635

The day after that Raven kill, I decided to try Orkashu again. I just cant stand the Golem and Navy Raven bots in Caldari Space. The best way to beat me, is to ignore me. And mission bots are awesome at that.

I reached Orkashu will all my gear and my first signature was a Golem. I just said, I hate Golem and Navy Raven bots, but this is not Caldari Space, so maybe…. just.. maybe… I jumped the Cynabal and proceeded with my investigation. I land on the first gate ans saw a Basilisk.

(…)

Bots don’t use Basilisks… I hope. 😛 I jumped the gate and there was the Golem busy with his mission. Both the Basilisk and the Golem were in the same corporation. I add them with negative 10 standing and check local. Only them. Shweet. A few moment later the mission runner opens a convo. I decide I’m gonna try use a as broken but somewhat understandable English as possible. For some reason that just feels like one extra way to annoy them even further.

[ 2011.08.11 17:52:28 ] Gurex > hey
[ 2011.08.11 17:52:39 ] qu1ckkkk > hi
[ 2011.08.11 17:52:47 ] Gurex > how are you in my deadspace?
[ 2011.08.11 17:52:58 ] qu1ckkkk > im am cleaning up.
[ 2011.08.11 17:53:00 ] qu1ckkkk > making isk
[ 2011.08.11 17:53:10 ] qu1ckkkk > finish mission
[ 2011.08.11 17:53:14 ] Gurex > slvaging?
[ 2011.08.11 17:53:28 ] qu1ckkkk > yes
[ 2011.08.11 17:53:39 ] Gurex > so you scanned for me or something?
[ 2011.08.11 17:53:44 ] qu1ckkkk > and expensive loots for sell

During this conversation he boxes me too. Bots don’t do that either.

So our conversation continues, but I am never more than 37km away from him.

[ 2011.08.11 17:54:16 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 17:54:39 ] Gurex > so basically you scan for ppl doing missions, or gates or something?
[ 2011.08.11 17:54:51 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget i scan wreck
[ 2011.08.11 17:54:54 ] qu1ckkkk > no shoot
[ 2011.08.11 17:55:04 ] qu1ckkkk > free isk
[ 2011.08.11 17:55:14 ] Gurex > well I have my own salvager and it's my mission loot
[ 2011.08.11 17:55:34 ] qu1ckkkk > but i find wreck
[ 2011.08.11 17:55:39 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 17:55:50 ] Gurex > so kindly warp away from my mission
[ 2011.08.11 17:56:09 ] qu1ckkkk > i finish first
[ 2011.08.11 17:56:12 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 17:56:26 ] Gurex > this is my mission, you have nothing to finish here
[ 2011.08.11 17:56:56 ] qu1ckkkk > i find wreck
[ 2011.08.11 17:57:06 ] Gurex > the ghost ship?
[ 2011.08.11 17:57:29 ] qu1ckkkk > all loot and salvage yes
[ 2011.08.11 17:57:37 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 17:57:38 ] qu1ckkkk > plz
[ 2011.08.11 17:57:53 ] Gurex > I haven't decided if I should kill you yet or not
[ 2011.08.11 17:58:09 ] qu1ckkkk > not
[ 2011.08.11 17:58:11 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 17:58:51 ] Gurex > I'll leave you in this pocket, if you jump through that gate 
over there I will open fire
[ 2011.08.11 17:59:33 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget thanx u
[ 2011.08.11 18:00:02 ] Gurex > happy hunting

Did he just say he will shoot me? Like really? Well, guess I’m jumping that gate eh!? He closed the convo and proceeded to jump to the 2nd pocket. I salvaged a few more wrecks and jumped in after him. As I landed he warped out. Dammit. New convo 😛

[ 2011.08.11 18:02:27 ] qu1ckkkk > rat :(
[ 2011.08.11 18:02:42 ] Gurex > hi again, I told you this is my mission I'm doing
[ 2011.08.11 18:03:36 ] qu1ckkkk > i finish
[ 2011.08.11 18:04:07 ] Gurex > you may have first pocket as you found the ghost ship, 
but do not go in to the second pocket
[ 2011.08.11 18:04:57 ] qu1ckkkk > 'Pandenomium' I Ballistic Enhancement
[ 2011.08.11 18:05:00 ] qu1ckkkk > i find! :D
[ 2011.08.11 18:07:06 ] Gurex > grats
[ 2011.08.11 18:08:22 ] qu1ckkkk > 25 000 000 esk
[ 2011.08.11 18:10:31 ] qu1ckkkk > rat shoot lot :(
[ 2011.08.11 18:11:38 ] qu1ckkkk > i wait
[ 2011.08.11 18:11:44 ] qu1ckkkk > too mucha
[ 2011.08.11 18:12:20 ] Gurex > no you'll leave, I keep telling you it's my mission
[ 2011.08.11 18:12:49 ] qu1ckkkk > i just clean
[ 2011.08.11 18:12:58 ] qu1ckkkk > make isk
[ 2011.08.11 18:13:08 ] Gurex > no, I can do that myself
[ 2011.08.11 18:13:58 ] qu1ckkkk > jump?
[ 2011.08.11 18:14:03 ] Gurex > go ahead
[ 2011.08.11 18:14:27 ] qu1ckkkk > i not have tank. only cargo expander
[ 2011.08.11 18:19:52 ] qu1ckkkk > shoot faster (*)
[ 2011.08.11 18:20:30 ] Gurex > Honestly, last warning, I will have to start shooting you if you
 don't leave
[ 2011.08.11 18:21:17 ] qu1ckkkk > rat! :(
[ 2011.08.11 18:23:27 ] qu1ckkkk > tank poblem?
[ 2011.08.11 18:23:35 ] Gurex > no, you're the problem
[ 2011.08.11 18:23:44 ] qu1ckkkk > yes i not tank
[ 2011.08.11 18:23:51 ] Gurex > You're a thief
[ 2011.08.11 18:24:31 ] qu1ckkkk > need go 1min brb

I tried to annoy him abit more. I linked a high meta Ballistic Control, hoping he would think I am gaining too much and then be motivated to shoot me. (*) Here I was a little desperate as there was nothing to loot and my agression timer was timing out.

He warped out nearly like 5 / 6 times. I was getting tired, but I knew he was annoyed and I just had to be patient. I managed to steal a second time and reactivate the agression timer. In the last pocket I noticed the Basilisk jump in. He also had be boxed during this time. This HAS to be it. He is going to shoot. He is. I know it… or not. Instead I see this:

Aren’t Basilisks used to.. shield rep? o_0 I guess not. Looter + Salvager here we go! Well now I only had one fear. The fear that he will simply warp away and the past hour that I have spent here acting like a numb nut will be a waste.

[ 2011.08.11 18:33:04 ] Gurex > I keep teling you, you are the problem, you're a thief stealing my loot
[ 2011.08.11 18:33:16 ] qu1ckkkk > i not steal
[ 2011.08.11 18:33:20 ] qu1ckkkk > no thief
[ 2011.08.11 18:33:21 ] Gurex > yes you do
[ 2011.08.11 18:33:31 ] qu1ckkkk > no
[ 2011.08.11 18:34:03 ] qu1ckkkk > i clean make isk
[ 2011.08.11 18:34:16 ] Gurex > in my mission
[ 2011.08.11 18:34:18 ] Gurex > ...
[ 2011.08.11 18:34:22 ] qu1ckkkk > yes in mission
[ 2011.08.11 18:34:30 ] Gurex > it's my mission, not yours
[ 2011.08.11 18:34:39 ] qu1ckkkk > i find wrack
[ 2011.08.11 18:35:26 ] qu1ckkkk > finish mission i not tank jump
[ 2011.08.11 18:35:52 ] qu1ckkkk > un target
[ 2011.08.11 18:36:37 ] qu1ckkkk > thank
[ 2011.08.11 18:36:41 ] qu1ckkkk > you
[ 2011.08.11 18:38:28 ] qu1ckkkk > i leave you finish
[ 2011.08.11 18:39:06 ] qu1ckkkk > no target?
[ 2011.08.11 18:39:27 ] Gurex > you're my target =)
[ 2011.08.11 18:39:56 ] qu1ckkkk > no :( untarget
[ 2011.08.11 18:40:36 ] Gurex > I'm gonna figure out what I have to do to finish
 this mission, then shoot you =)
[ 2011.08.11 18:41:09 ] qu1ckkkk > yes finish mission
[ 2011.08.11 18:41:32 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 18:41:56 ] Gurex > no I have to be ready to shoot you \o/
[ 2011.08.11 18:42:22 ] qu1ckkkk > ? i not understand
[ 2011.08.11 18:42:42 ] qu1ckkkk > u still me target
[ 2011.08.11 18:42:46 ] Gurex > yes
[ 2011.08.11 18:42:54 ] Gurex > you are red to me
[ 2011.08.11 18:43:39 ] qu1ckkkk > i not know that mean?
[ 2011.08.11 18:43:56 ] Gurex > that means I can shoot you, and concord won't shoot me
[ 2011.08.11 18:44:01 ] qu1ckkkk > target yellow?
[ 2011.08.11 18:44:06 ] Gurex > Red
[ 2011.08.11 18:45:08 ] qu1ckkkk > google translate one second
[ 2011.08.11 18:45:48 ] qu1ckkkk > i see yellow
[ 2011.08.11 18:46:01 ] Gurex > those are shooting you, they yellow
[ 2011.08.11 18:46:04 ] Gurex > you are red to me
[ 2011.08.11 18:47:19 ] Gurex > it's ok, I kill mission
[ 2011.08.11 18:48:50 ] qu1ckkkk > thank u
[ 2011.08.11 18:48:52 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 18:49:18 ] Gurex > no thx
[ 2011.08.11 18:51:24 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget?
[ 2011.08.11 18:51:33 ] qu1ckkkk > i not want target
[ 2011.08.11 18:52:03 ] qu1ckkkk > ?
[ 2011.08.11 18:52:18 ] Gurex > I am going to shoot you soon!
[ 2011.08.11 18:52:34 ] qu1ckkkk > no
[ 2011.08.11 18:52:36 ] qu1ckkkk > untarget
[ 2011.08.11 18:53:55 ] qu1ckkkk > ...

He obviously knew all about the aggression mechanics, and finally he fired!!!!!!!! On my Cynabal, again…

Now I have to get my remote reps and Orca here ASAP. As I closed my orbit, the dreaded neuting/NoS animation started apearing from the Golem. Nooooooooo. It cant end like this. Not after all this time. I stop my Orca and resume the boosts. Back to 32km point. My RR alt landed on grid with some cap support and then I made my way with the Orca. In the mean time, we were having a little chat.

[ 2011.08.11 18:54:40 ] Gurex > you have a good ship!
[ 2011.08.11 18:55:37 ] Gurex > very nice tank
[ 2011.08.11 18:55:44 ] qu1ckkkk > thank you
[ 2011.08.11 18:56:46 ] qu1ckkkk > Slaves i have these
[ 2011.08.11 18:56:51 ] qu1ckkkk > would you like them?
[ 2011.08.11 18:56:57 ] Gurex > aren't those illigal?
[ 2011.08.11 18:57:11 ] qu1ckkkk > is it not your mission item?
[ 2011.08.11 18:57:18 ] qu1ckkkk > Slaver ?
[ 2011.08.11 18:57:20 ] qu1ckkkk > or these?
[ 2011.08.11 18:57:23 ] Gurex > hmm no I don't think so
[ 2011.08.11 18:57:32 ] Gurex > is it?
[ 2011.08.11 18:57:59 ] Gurex > no don't think it is
[ 2011.08.11 18:58:04 ] qu1ckkkk > what is then?
[ 2011.08.11 18:58:41 ] Gurex > it was just the citadel, cathedral thing I think
[ 2011.08.11 19:01:22 ] Gurex > it wa a nice try, I did not know your ship was such a good tank
[ 2011.08.11 19:01:31 ] qu1ckkkk > your is good too :)
[ 2011.08.11 19:01:51 ] Gurex > yeah but I'm a battleship, you're a cruiser hehe

I dropped my dumb ass English, finally, and closed my orbit on him again now that I have the cap support, but he never used the NoS on me again. I opened fire on the Golem., swapped ammo types to see which hurt the most and continued to pew.

I was just just short some DPS to actually break his tank. My Orca was also a mile away when it finally entered the 3rd pocket. Without a ship scan, I proceeded to the ransom part 🙂

[ 2011.08.11 19:06:01 ] qu1ckkkk > well do you want to pay to go free?
[ 2011.08.11 19:06:07 ] Gurex > I can?
[ 2011.08.11 19:06:36 ] qu1ckkkk > how much do you think is fair?
[ 2011.08.11 19:07:36 ] Gurex > I dunno :s I'm not super rich like the old players, I restarted
 playing 1-2 weeks ago
[ 2011.08.11 19:07:46 ] qu1ckkkk > hmm.
[ 2011.08.11 19:07:56 ] qu1ckkkk > do you have anything you can contract me that is of value?
[ 2011.08.11 19:08:13 ] qu1ckkkk > what is in your cargo?
[ 2011.08.11 19:08:26 ] Gurex > oh, yeah I can look in my station
[ 2011.08.11 19:08:59 ] Gurex > Rattlesnake
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:02 ] Gurex > Taranis
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:13 ] qu1ckkkk > Hmm.

Wait, what did you just say? A Rattlesnake?!…

[ 2011.08.11 19:09:19 ] Gurex > wait
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:22 ] Gurex > Prophecy
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:24 ] qu1ckkkk > ok?
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:40 ] qu1ckkkk > Hmm
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:42 ] Gurex > well that's all the biggest ships I have
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:42 ] qu1ckkkk > anything else?
[ 2011.08.11 19:09:50 ] Gurex > and I have like 120 mil
[ 2011.08.11 19:10:12 ] qu1ckkkk > do you want to make a offer?
[ 2011.08.11 19:10:23 ] Gurex > ok how? just here?
[ 2011.08.11 19:10:34 ] qu1ckkkk > yes tell me what you will give me to  let you go.
[ 2011.08.11 19:10:47 ] qu1ckkkk > or should I say what I would like?
[ 2011.08.11 19:10:48 ] Gurex > 100 mill and the ships I linked?
[ 2011.08.11 19:10:54 ] qu1ckkkk > Hmm.
[ 2011.08.11 19:11:00 ] qu1ckkkk > Can you contract it to me now?
[ 2011.08.11 19:11:23 ] Gurex > yeah I can I think, it doesn't matter they are fitted right?
[ 2011.08.11 19:11:34 ] qu1ckkkk > Nope.
[ 2011.08.11 19:11:44 ] qu1ckkkk > If you say you contract then I will cease fire
[ 2011.08.11 19:12:03 ] qu1ckkkk > then you have 2min to set it up. that good?
[ 2011.08.11 19:12:34 ] Gurex > I'm setting it up now, sec
[ 2011.08.11 19:12:41 ] qu1ckkkk > ok
[ 2011.08.11 19:12:54 ] qu1ckkkk > 2min is counting
[ 2011.08.11 19:13:01 ] qu1ckkkk > ive ceased fire

NO WAY… Well hes not going anywhere, and Ill check the contracts. Boy, I was s p e a c h l e s s

[ 2011.08.11 19:13:58 ] Gurex > f*** so many things I'm scrolling scrolling
[ 2011.08.11 19:14:12 ] qu1ckkkk > just make the contract.
[ 2011.08.11 19:15:11 ] Gurex > making one at a time, too many crap loot in station

I just received the raptor in a contract..

[ 2011.08.11 19:15:33 ] qu1ckkkk > thats just a raptor?
[ 2011.08.11 19:15:36 ] Gurex > so two assult frigates and the 100 mil right?
[ 2011.08.11 19:15:43 ] qu1ckkkk > and rattlesnake
[ 2011.08.11 19:15:44 ] Gurex > and prophecy
[ 2011.08.11 19:15:51 ] qu1ckkkk > is what you linked.
[ 2011.08.11 19:15:54 ] Gurex > rattlesnake too? that's like 550mil!
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:12 ] Gurex > I just built it last night too >.<
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:17 ] qu1ckkkk > [19:10:48] Gurex > 100 mill and the ships I linked?
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:22 ] Gurex > can't even fly it because iof the gallente skill
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:32 ] qu1ckkkk > drop the 100mil then
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:35 ] qu1ckkkk > just the ships
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:43 ] Gurex > damn
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:44 ] Gurex > k
[ 2011.08.11 19:16:58 ] Gurex > that's pretty expensive right,
[ 2011.08.11 19:17:25 ] qu1ckkkk > your golem is worth more.

The Rattlesnake contract came right up 🙂

He proceeded to contract the Taranis and Prophecy too as agreed. 😛 But now I had another problem. I cant break this Golem in my Cynabal. Not without a neut that is. Also, the Basilisk eventually disapeared off the grid. Not once did he rep the Golem? To kill this Golem I need my tengu. I also need the Golem to approach the orca cause boy am I tired by now. So, I tried my ‘ol cargo trick,

[ 2011.08.11 19:22:56 ] qu1ckkkk > what is in your golems cargo?
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:07 ] Gurex > cruisers
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:13 ] qu1ckkkk > missiles?
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:17 ] Gurex > Caldari Navy Cataclysm Cruise Missile
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:19 ] Gurex > Caldari Navy Paradise Cruise Missile
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:20 ] Gurex > Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:37 ] qu1ckkkk > jettison that by the orca and we are done here
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:43 ] qu1ckkkk > you also need to abandon the wreck
[ 2011.08.11 19:23:57 ] qu1ckkkk > ok?
[ 2011.08.11 19:24:02 ] Gurex > orca?
[ 2011.08.11 19:24:10 ] qu1ckkkk > behind us yes.
[ 2011.08.11 19:24:15 ] qu1ckkkk > the orca need to pick up the ammo
[ 2011.08.11 19:24:17 ] Gurex > ah there
[ 2011.08.11 19:24:47 ] Gurex > f*** you're robbing me blind lol, I can't believe I just built
 the rattlesnake lol
[ 2011.08.11 19:25:33 ] Gurex > 'just' took it out from facory today m8 after work, had it in oven during the night

He approached the Orca as planned. Yay. While he was jettisoning the Missiles, I  made the swap to the tengu as he was not aligned anywhere at the moment. In a last effort, I try to get that last 100mil that was mentioned before:

[ 2011.08.11 19:26:09 ] qu1ckkkk > ok. and now the 100mil.
[ 2011.08.11 19:26:29 ] Gurex > I thought you said not the 100 mil? :(
[ 2011.08.11 19:26:42 ] qu1ckkkk > i did yes. put your taking so long
[ 2011.08.11 19:26:56 ] Gurex > but damn it I've never had this happen before :(
[ 2011.08.11 19:27:20 ] qu1ckkkk > well you threatened me
[ 2011.08.11 19:27:23 ] Gurex > there, I'm skint
[ 2011.08.11 19:27:49 ] Gurex > please stop shooting now?
[ 2011.08.11 19:27:55 ] qu1ckkkk > :D
[ 2011.08.11 19:27:58 ] qu1ckkkk > *betrayal*
[ 2011.08.11 19:27:58 ] Gurex > hehe
[ 2011.08.11 19:28:08 ] Gurex > .. really?
[ 2011.08.11 19:28:13 ] Gurex > come on man
[ 2011.08.11 19:28:39 ] Gurex > have a heart, I didn't know better
[ 2011.08.11 19:28:54 ] qu1ckkkk > hold on. your armor is taking a while.


He finally assploded!   And boy was I tired by now. http://twcs.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10359913

We had a little chat afterwards. All in all, he handled it like a pro. Lost a crap load but not once did I notice him loose his cool! 🙂 Pretty awesome actually.

[ 2011.08.11 19:31:53 ] Gurex > well before I shot you I really tried to scare you away
[ 2011.08.11 19:32:18 ] Gurex > but you acted like you didn't understand
[ 2011.08.11 19:32:42 ] qu1ckkkk > I had to.
[ 2011.08.11 19:32:47 ] Gurex > I thought I would finish the mission and shoot you so you would go away
[ 2011.08.11 19:32:57 ] qu1ckkkk > Well, I am leaving now. :P
[ 2011.08.11 19:33:10 ] Gurex > I can't believe how your cruiser could kill me, crazy
[ 2011.08.11 19:33:31 ] Gurex > well if there ever was a dishonest man, I salute you haha
[ 2011.08.11 19:33:51 ] qu1ckkkk > LOL
[ 2011.08.11 19:34:09 ] Gurex > maybe it is time to quit this game lol
[ 2011.08.11 19:34:24 ] qu1ckkkk > lol no man :)
[ 2011.08.11 19:34:42 ] Gurex > all you took I've built up for 3 years, and that was 2 years ago
[ 2011.08.11 19:34:58 ] Gurex > I came back 1-2 weeks ago to look at the station walk thing

Well thats all for now

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–qu1ckkkk

fly dangerously

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Comments
  1. Mike says:

    Could you attempt this sort of shenanigans in a T1 Cruiser? and if so what would you choose?

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