W A N T E D!!

Posted: June 5, 2011 in Ninja-ing
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I log after a weekend of attending to some meatworld responsibilities. I have a few new mails, as per usual. Reading then I come across this little gem

Ok, so now I have to explain where this comes from. I was going on with my usual ninja business, when this drake pilot decided to attempt to kill me as I perform routine salvage cleanup. I respond swiftly and ponit and web him. A man has to defend himself right?

2005 player! 😮 I started a conversation as usual to keep him busy while my Orca etc. arrives. He was taking the tackle, well, pretty well it seems 😀

[ 2011.06.03 15:39:16 ] qu1ckkkk > hi there.
[ 2011.06.03 15:39:25 ] Slade605 > Why hello there
[ 2011.06.03 15:39:32 ] qu1ckkkk > how are you?
[ 2011.06.03 15:39:52 ] Slade605 > doing well ya know
[ 2011.06.03 15:40:07 ] qu1ckkkk > yeah same here mate
[ 2011.06.03 15:40:50 ] qu1ckkkk > so how is your mission going?
[ 2011.06.03 15:41:02 ] Slade605 > Oh ya know, just heading back to turn in
[ 2011.06.03 15:41:16 ] Slade605 > taking the scenic route
[ 2011.06.03 15:41:48 ] qu1ckkkk > :)
[ 2011.06.03 15:43:38 ] Slade605 > Space is pretty cool
[ 2011.06.03 15:43:42 ] Slade605 > do you think there is life out there?
[ 2011.06.03 15:43:48 ] Slade605 > like real aliens and what not
[ 2011.06.03 15:43:51 ] qu1ckkkk > Yeah I love it!
[ 2011.06.03 15:43:58 ] qu1ckkkk > Conspiracy possibly?
[ 2011.06.03 15:44:00 ] qu1ckkkk > :D
[ 2011.06.03 15:44:20 ] Slade605 > Maybe
[ 2011.06.03 15:44:26 ] Slade605 > think they are watching us.?
[ 2011.06.03 15:44:37 ] qu1ckkkk > i hope not
[ 2011.06.03 15:44:46 ] qu1ckkkk > that would mean they know whats happenin here
[ 2011.06.03 15:45:43 ] Slade605 > is that bad?
[ 2011.06.03 15:46:35 ] Slade605 > do you think they have more senses than us?
[ 2011.06.03 15:47:32 ] Slade605 > what if they are like horses?
[ 2011.06.03 15:47:45 ] Slade605 > smart but can't speak
[ 2011.06.03 15:47:59 ] qu1ckkkk > :)

Weird eh? So the tengu swap works out as planned and I continue to ask for ransom.

[ 2011.06.03 15:48:08 ] qu1ckkkk > Are you willing to pay have your ship go free?
[ 2011.06.03 15:48:25 ] Slade605 > I don't have much
[ 2011.06.03 15:48:30 ] qu1ckkkk > anything?
[ 2011.06.03 15:48:46 ] Slade605 > I got some assets of worth
[ 2011.06.03 15:48:51 ] qu1ckkkk > like?
[ 2011.06.03 15:48:51 ] Slade605 > life savings basically
[ 2011.06.03 15:49:00 ] Slade605 > 30 Day Pilot's License Extension (PLEX)
[ 2011.06.03 15:49:10 ] Slade605 > Large Shield Extender II
[ 2011.06.03 15:49:15 ] Slade605 > Medium Shield Booster II
[ 2011.06.03 15:49:37 ] Slade605 > unfortunately this ship cost an arm and a leg

A PLEX?!! No ways…. 😀

[ 2011.06.03 15:49:39 ] qu1ckkkk > Contract me the PLEX and you free?
[ 2011.06.03 15:50:16 ] Slade605 > okay
[ 2011.06.03 15:50:34 ] Slade605 > 1 sec
[ 2011.06.03 15:50:34 ] qu1ckkkk > How long till you have the contract setup?
[ 2011.06.03 15:50:36 ] qu1ckkkk > Ok.
[ 2011.06.03 15:50:47 ] Slade605 > wow
[ 2011.06.03 15:50:50 ] Slade605 > well this is ....
[ 2011.06.03 15:50:52 ] Slade605 > this is bad
[ 2011.06.03 15:51:00 ] Slade605 > I have a contract assigned out to move a ship to this system
[ 2011.06.03 15:51:10 ] Slade605 > how do I cancel it
[ 2011.06.03 15:51:24 ] qu1ckkkk > Check your outstanding contracts. And cancel it.
[ 2011.06.03 15:51:39 ] Slade605 > which scren is that?
[ 2011.06.03 15:51:51 ] qu1ckkkk > Under contracts, my contracts.
[ 2011.06.03 15:51:52 ] Slade605 > I don't see the oustanding ones
[ 2011.06.03 15:52:07 ] Slade605 > oh okay
[ 2011.06.03 15:52:08 ] Slade605 > 1 sec
[ 2011.06.03 15:52:38 ] qu1ckkkk > You have no outstanding contracts....

Long story short, he eventually jumped out of the drake..

I stop shooting, put away my tengu and board the now free drake 🙂

We had a little bit of a chat afterwards, and he joined our public channel for some lolz. But after that I pretty  much thought the guy was over it and life goes on…

So now if you click that link…

(http://nhawdge.net/drake)

The petition link doesnt work though… guess I’ll have to inform him 🙂

0/

–qu1ckkkk

fly dangerously

 

EDIT: It has been I dont know how long, but out of curiosity I decided to see if this site is indeed still live. It is! LOL. I did some further investigation this time though… Right click -> View Source:

The green part is a HTML comment. So generally you wont see that when viewing the page normally. Also, note the name of my mugshot that gets loaded. Classic.

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Comments
  1. juggernaut667 says:

    Wow. You’re evil acts of piracy have gone too far. TOO FAR!

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