“Hacker!”

Posted: April 24, 2011 in Ninja-ing

Yeap, apparently I cheated. : )

“[13:13:11] qu1ckkkk > NFG – rni” gets posted into fleet. I swap to my new Worm promptly named “Hole”, and warp off, thinking this is most probably just another bot. But hey, I am a curious guy, so I’ll just go have a look if everything is OK anyways.

I land, but I don’t recognize the mission. Dscan shows me hes on the next gate, so I AB the 20km and jump. Here I land on a drake and nice and shiny Raven Navy Issue. “This is not a bot” \o /. They just popped the last rat and the RNI warps off. : ( I remain with the drake for another few minutes “just in case”. He boxes me, but I pretend to not care and continue to loot and salvage. On my scimitar alt I check dscan and notice a caracal. lol ok? Shortly afterwards the drake warps off too. Now if the caracal came back I was pretty convinced he wanted pew pew. He’s getting it.

I try and time how long the caracal will take to land on me, but press warp on the scimi accidently without noticing.  The scimi lands and the caracal is here. “The BAT” was its name. Just as I though he’d simply warp off now, I see the gate activation animation. w00t. He wants my blood! No matter if I had tech II reps on my ass.

Shortly he lands on my worm and engages. I right click my drone window, lauch drones and engage. I initiate orbit at 2.5km and activate my rockets. He was going down, and he was going down fast.

Suddenly, local chat explodes.

[ 2011.04.24 13:53:18 ] Boadicea Wales > ths is wrong
[ 2011.04.24 13:53:28 ] Boadicea Wales > you should go down
[ 2011.04.24 13:54:00 ] Boadicea Wales > frapsing this you should not be able to do this
[ 2011.04.24 13:54:40 ] Boadicea Wales > qu1ckkkk
[ 2011.04.24 13:54:46 ] Boadicea Wales > CCP will get this fraps
[ 2011.04.24 13:54:48 ] qu1ckkkk > Whats wrong?
[ 2011.04.24 13:55:09 ] Boadicea Wales > we've done tests on this and you should not be able to do this
[ 2011.04.24 13:55:27 ] Boadicea Wales > hacker
[ 2011.04.24 13:55:33 ] qu1ckkkk > lol?
[ 2011.04.24 13:56:09 ] Boadicea Wales > your worm should of gone poop with in 3 launches when webbed
[ 2011.04.24 13:56:25 ] Boadicea Wales > thats no speed tank protecting you there buddy
[ 2011.04.24 13:56:32 ] qu1ckkkk > Please link me the petition as well as the fraps :)
[ 2011.04.24 13:56:40 ] Boadicea Wales > you will be
[ 2011.04.24 13:56:45 ] Boadicea Wales > hacker
[ 2011.04.24 13:57:12 ] Boadicea Wales > only way you could of done that was with a speed tabnk we've done shit loads of tests
[ 2011.04.24 13:57:21 ] HySider > we are sorry for yor loss, hope you recover quickly as our logs show nothing
[ 2011.04.24 13:57:29 ] qu1ckkkk > :D
[ 2011.04.24 13:57:32 ] w1cked1 > LMAO!

Moments later, only space dust remains of Boadicea’s caracal.

I see a 800m armor plate in the loot… immediately I know why this was such an easy kill…

[ 2011.04.24 13:57:40 ] qu1ckkkk > you armor tanked your caracal? what do you expect?
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:06 ] Dionysosss > f*ck convo stil on was quite intresting
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:08 ] Dionysosss > ?
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:11 ] Boadicea Wales > there have been many rumors abound about shield hacks just thought I would test it out for my self
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:13 ] Dionysosss > jumped befor i noticed
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:13 ] HySider > you expected to pop a worm with a caracal
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:14 ] Dionysosss > XD
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:23 ] qu1ckkkk > are you for real?
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:33 ] Dionysosss > no shes more pixels
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:35 ] Boadicea Wales > a wrm is a wee bit better than a Merlin
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:36 ] Dionysosss > and a guy call sam
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:42 ] qu1ckkkk > http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13084398#submitMail
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:46 ] Boadicea Wales > far less than a harpy
[ 2011.04.24 13:58:49 ] qu1ckkkk > Its cause you didnt test your fit.
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:11 ] Dionysosss > worm faction ship caracal not even tanked properly
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:12 ] Dionysosss > lol
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:14 ] Dionysosss > dual tank?
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:19 ] qu1ckkkk > lol\
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:27 ] Boadicea Wales > well I've made my point nuff said have fun ttfn
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:28 ] Dionysosss > shield + armor rep
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:55 ] Dionysosss > how acn you think of bringing down a worm in that ship with that fit
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:56 ] Dionysosss > 0_o
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:56 ] Boadicea Wales > my tank was not the point your was
[ 2011.04.24 13:59:57 ] HySider > we hope you recover from your craqpp
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:00 ] HySider > setup
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:04 ] HySider > lol
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:10 ] Dionysosss > and ow ye
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:11 ] qu1ckkkk > wow. And I just go and light up local again.
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:13 ] qu1ckkkk > wow
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:17 ] Dionysosss > cloack srews up your sensor strenght
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:18 ] Boadicea Wales > wow
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:22 ] Dionysosss > XD
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:32 ] qu1ckkkk > FAIL FIT.
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:39 ] Dionysosss > yep
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:40 ] qu1ckkkk > BUt link me the petition PLEASE!!!!!
[ 2011.04.24 14:00:51 ] Boadicea Wales > lol mock away have fun I've just proven the existance of shield hacks in eve
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:02 ] Dionysosss > trolll
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:03 ] Boadicea Wales > you will be
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:06 ] Dionysosss > XD
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:15 ] qu1ckkkk > shield hax?! hahahahahahaha

I loose some interest as I post the mail in a few channels, only later to see that other Tintoh residents chipped in the fun! : D

[ 2011.04.24 14:01:23 ] Dionysosss > btw ever tought that!!!!
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:25 ] Boadicea Wales > ha ha ha enjoy the moment
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:31 ] Dionysosss > a worm has nice ressitanec?
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:48 ] Boadicea Wales > rubbish it is little more than a slightly improved merlin
[ 2011.04.24 14:01:59 ] Dionysosss > umh merlins are assome wen i comes to tank
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:08 ] Dionysosss > if you fit it right ;P
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:14 ] Dionysosss > you on the other hand should learn to fit
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:29 ] Boadicea Wales > with speed yes but not when webebd they are not not against light missiles they are still just a frigate
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:40 ] Dionysosss > dude
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:43 ] Boadicea Wales > still point made time to go watch some midget porn
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:43 ] Dionysosss > you fail
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:43 ] BIGDOG4 > yo ho ho and a bottle of rum P:
[ 2011.04.24 14:02:44 ] Dionysosss > XD
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:03 ] Dionysosss > your funny XD
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:09 ] Boadicea Wales > lol and you call me a troll point made lets see what CCP make of it all
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:10 ] Dionysosss > and have fun with midget porn and gl learning more about eve
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:20 ] Dionysosss > first think they wil say
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:22 ] Dionysosss > FAIL!!!
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:24 ] Dionysosss > learn to fit
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:30 ] BIGDOG4 > whats wrong with midget porn P:
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:33 ] Boadicea Wales > dude your a troll nothing more troll trolling amonugst trolls good day
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:33 ] Dionysosss > and pay more sub
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:39 ] Dionysosss > i love trolling
[ 2011.04.24 14:03:40 ] Dionysosss > XD
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:17 ] BIGDOG4 > living under a bridge is not very healty you know
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:18 ] Boadicea Wales > we can all see that
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:22 ] BIGDOG4 > its too windy P:
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:30 ] Dionysosss > it is healty
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:34 ] BIGDOG4 > you might catch somethin
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:36 ] Dionysosss > thoughs yo uup
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:39 ] Dionysosss > get more resistnaces
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:44 ] Dionysosss > against other s tuff
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:53 ] Dionysosss > like against people with fail fits
[ 2011.04.24 14:04:55 ] Boadicea Wales > mails been trashed I don't need to give my self eye Canser reading it
[ 2011.04.24 14:05:31 ] Dionysosss > another failed think
[ 2011.04.24 14:05:39 ] Dionysosss > capsuleers dotn care about canser
[ 2011.04.24 14:05:44 ] Dionysosss > we just jump clone in another healty body
[ 2011.04.24 14:05:44 ] qu1ckkkk > Ok, well the mail I sent asked POLITELY for the petition link and the FRAPS link
[ 2011.04.24 14:05:48 ] qu1ckkkk > cause I forgot to fraps it
[ 2011.04.24 14:06:20 ] Dionysosss > /emote troll out*
[ 2011.04.24 14:06:22 ] Boadicea Wales > dude could you be more of a moron is it possible
[ 2011.04.24 14:06:30 ] Boadicea Wales > truly is it
[ 2011.04.24 14:06:42 ] qu1ckkkk > you are ragin over a caracal????
[ 2011.04.24 14:06:44 ] Boadicea Wales > you must stay awake all night thinking these one liners up
[ 2011.04.24 14:08:02 ] qu1ckkkk > You, Sir, are food too tr0llz
[ 2011.04.24 14:13:27 ] Dionysosss > back
[ 2011.04.24 14:13:28 ] Dionysosss > and yo
[ 2011.04.24 14:13:49 ] Boadicea Wales > lay some of that CHAV smack talk on me rude buyz
[ 2011.04.24 14:14:13 ] Boadicea Wales > you are such a natural
[ 2011.04.24 14:14:34 ] Boadicea Wales > got any nerve janggeling yo moma insults to make me mad
[ 2011.04.24 14:14:36 ] Dionysosss > you stil bitching at people?
[ 2011.04.24 14:14:42 ] Boadicea Wales > just you
[ 2011.04.24 14:14:44 ] Dionysosss > ow
[ 2011.04.24 14:14:49 ] Dionysosss > tought you where talking to som eone else
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:05 ] Dionysosss > mewh your not so funny to bitch at enymore
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:06 ] Boadicea Wales > now why would i do that
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:10 ] Dionysosss > dont know
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:18 ] Dionysosss > i dont know whats going on in your brain
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:28 ] Boadicea Wales > I was making a point in local and you thoguth you would diss me so lets have at it diss any
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:43 ] Dionysosss > i dont know i left system
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:47 ] Dionysosss > i lost a part of the convo
[ 2011.04.24 14:15:58 ] Boadicea Wales > watching you smack talk is like arguing with a special need child you just don't get it
[ 2011.04.24 14:16:52 ] Dionysosss > and watching you smack talk is like aruging with a wife
[ 2011.04.24 14:16:56 ] Boadicea Wales > watching you stummble around and argument isliie watching a special need child running around the play ground constantly falling over
[ 2011.04.24 14:17:43 ] Boadicea Wales > you retorts are like being tickeled with a feather duster in my special places you make me laugh
[ 2011.04.24 14:18:08 ] Boadicea Wales > what no cutting retorts designed to make me mad
[ 2011.04.24 14:18:13 ] Boadicea Wales > no witty banter
[ 2011.04.24 14:18:26 ] Boadicea Wales > oh come on you had plenty to say a moment ago
[ 2011.04.24 14:18:37 ] Boadicea Wales > FAIL
[ 2011.04.24 14:18:49 ] Boadicea Wales > sheesh smack talking anit what it used to be
[ 2011.04.24 14:18:51 ] Dionysosss > i lost you there abit
[ 2011.04.24 14:19:02 ] Dionysosss > having also a nother convo wich is more polite then your jiba jabing
[ 2011.04.24 14:19:09 ] Boadicea Wales > aye I was going to fast and to hard for you to keep up

And all that over a caracal… Maybe size doensnt matter 🙂

The science of the carebear mind truly is a fascinating subject. The more I study it, the more I am confused by it. Oh and BTW, if anyone knows how I can get hold of that petition link that would be awesomesauce.

\o

–qu1ckkkk

fly dangerously

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